svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

(via marapetsrules)

gererd:

during my math test last week the guy sitting next to me was cheating off me so I put down all the wrong answers and after he turned in his test I erased all the wrong answers on mine and put the right ones down and today we got our tests back and he failed with a 67% while I passed with a 95% and he just looked so surprised that I passed and he failed

(via 99revolutions)

thesoullessstalker:

theblankfaced:

ninjadp:

adolescentzombies:

When people expect you to do things for them just because you’re the artist in the family.

…When people expect you to do things for them for free just because you’re the artist in the family. 

When people expect you to do things for them just because you are in the family. 

Family

(via lztybrn)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via brendan-just)

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(via capital-emm)

cybercum:

are you a small child because i hate you

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

being hot

 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via repulsive-behaviours)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

me: i am unhappy
other people: there are people worse off than you
me: that's not how that works

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just

watching

(via chrisynova)

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

(via openyoureyes-openyourmind)